恶搞C++程序（仅限Windows系统）

## 一、踩到 TNT

```cpp
#include<iostream>
#include<bits/stdc++.h>
#include<windows.h>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
	system("mode con cols=200 lines=25");
	while(1)
	for(int i=1;i<=30;i++)
	{
		for(int j=1;j<i;j++)
		{
			cout<<' ';
		}
		cout<<"     (====)====||";
		for(int j=1;j<=i*5;j++)
		{
			cout<<' ';
		}
		cout<<"=>"<<endl;
		for(int j=1;j<i;j++)
		{
			cout<<' ';
		}
		cout<<"      |==|"<<endl;
		for(int j=1;j<i;j++)
		{
			cout<<' ';
		}
		cout<<"/ooooooooooooooooo\\"<<endl;
		cout<<"===============================================|TNT|====================================================================================================================================================";
		if(i!=30)
			system("cls");
		else
		{
			system("color F0");
			cout<<"                                   (====)====||";
			cout<<"                                    |==|    o"<<endl;
			cout<<"                              /oooooooooo oo  o \\"<<endl;
			cout<<"===============================================\\***/====================================================================================================================================================";
			system("cls");
			system("color 1F");
			cout<<"                               ==)|         o"<<endl;
			cout<<"                                   (===|";
			cout<<"                                 o  |==   o"<<endl;
			cout<<"                              /ooooooo  o \\"<<endl;
			cout<<"==============================================\\****/====================================================================================================================================================";
			system("color E0");
			system("cls");
			cout<<"      |                  o        (         ==   o              o       o"<<endl;
			cout<<"            =            o                       )                    o"<<endl;
			cout<<"               o                oo o = | =                 ="<<endl;
			cout<<"                               /o"<<endl;
			cout<<"============================================\\*******/====================================================================================================================================================";

system("color E1");
			system("cls");
			cout<<"                                                                                                                                                       o"<<endl;
			cout<<endl;
			cout<<endl;
			cout<<"==========================================\\********/====================================================================================================================================================";
			cout<<"\t";
			system("color cF");
			cout<<"\t";
			system("cls");
			cout<<endl;
			cout<<endl;
			cout<<endl;
			cout<<"==========================================\\**********/===================================================================================================================================================";
			system("color 07");
			cout<<"\t";
			system("color 80");
			cout<<"\t";
			system("color F0");
			cout<<"\t";
			for(int i=1;i<10;i++)
			{
				system("color E0");
				system("color 1F");
				system("color E1");
				system("color cF");
				system("color 07");
				system("color 80");
				system("color F0");
				system("color d1");
			}
			system("cls");
			system("cls");
			system("color F0");
			Sleep(999);
			system("color 70");
			Sleep(100);
			system("color 80");
			Sleep(100);
			system("color 07");
			
			cout<<"                                                                  D";
			Sleep(1000);
			cout<<"E";
			Sleep(1000);
			cout<<"A";
			Sleep(1000);
			cout<<"D"<<endl;
			Sleep(5000);
			system("cls");
			
		}
	}
	return 0;
}
```

## 二、开机日常

```cpp
//仅限Code::Blocks运行
#include <iostream>
#ifdef WIN32
#include <windows.h>
#else
#include <unistd.h>
#define Sleep(a) sleep(a/1000.0)
#endif
#include <cstdlib>
using namespace std;
int main(){
    system("title C:\\Windows\\system32\\cmd.exe");
    cout<<"Microsoft Windows [版本 10.0.22000.978]"<<endl;
    cout<<"(c)Microsoft Corporation。保留所有权利。"<<endl<<endl<<"C:\\Users\\13955>";
    Sleep(600);
    cout<<"k";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"a";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"i";Sleep(110);
    cout<<"j";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"i";Sleep(140);
    cout<<"\b\b\b\b\b开机                    \b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b";Sleep(200);
    cout<<endl;
    cout<<"'开机' 不是内部或外部命令，也不是可运行的程序\n或批处理文件。"<<endl;Sleep(1600);
    cout<<endl<<"C:\\Users\\13955>";
    Sleep(600);
    cout<<"k";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"u";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"a";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"i";Sleep(120);
    cout<<"k";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"a";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"i";Sleep(110);
    cout<<"j";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"i";Sleep(140);
    cout<<"\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b快开机                    \b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b";Sleep(200);
    cout<<endl;
    cout<<"'快开机' 不是内部或外部命令，也不是可运行的程序\n或批处理文件。"<<endl;Sleep(1600);
    cout<<endl<<"C:\\Users\\13955>";
    Sleep(600);
    cout<<"g";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"a";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"n";Sleep(80);
    cout<<"k";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"u";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"a";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"i";Sleep(120);
    cout<<"k";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"a";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"i";Sleep(110);
    cout<<"j";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"i";Sleep(140);
    cout<<"\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b赶快开机                    \b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b";Sleep(200);
    cout<<endl;
    cout<<"'赶快开机' 不是内部或外部命令，也不是可运行的程序\n或批处理文件。"<<endl;Sleep(1600);
    cout<<endl<<"C:\\Users\\13955>";
    Sleep(600);
    cout<<"t";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"m";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"d";Sleep(140);
    cout<<"\b\b\b他妈的                    \b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b";Sleep(200);
    cout<<"k";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"a";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"i";Sleep(110);
    cout<<"j";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"i";Sleep(140);
    cout<<"\b\b\b\b\b开机                    \b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b";Sleep(200);
    cout<<endl;
    cout<<"'他妈的开机' 不是内部或外部命令，也不是可运行的程序\n或批处理文件。"<<endl;Sleep(1600);
    cout<<endl<<"C:\\Users\\13955>";
    Sleep(550);
    cout<<"n";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"i";Sleep(120);
    cout<<"\b\b你                    \b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b";Sleep(200);
    cout<<"t";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"m";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"d";Sleep(140);
    cout<<"\b\b\b他妈的                    \b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b";Sleep(200);
    cout<<"k";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"u";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"a";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"i";Sleep(120);
    cout<<"k";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"a";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"i";Sleep(110);
    cout<<"j";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"i";Sleep(140);
    cout<<"\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b快开机                    \b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b";Sleep(200);
    cout<<endl;
    cout<<"'你他妈的快开机' 不是内部或外部命令，也不是可运行的程序\n或批处理文件。"<<endl;Sleep(1600);
    cout<<endl<<"C:\\Users\\13955>";
    Sleep(600);
    cout<<"c";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"a";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"o";Sleep(120);
    cout<<"\b\b\b操                    \b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b";Sleep(200);
    cout<<"！";Sleep(80);
    cout<<"！";Sleep(100);
    cout<<"b";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"u";Sleep(80);
    cout<<"k";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"a";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"i";Sleep(110);
    cout<<"j";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"i";Sleep(140);
    cout<<"\b\b\b\b\b\b\b不开机                    \b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b";Sleep(200);
    cout<<"w";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"o";Sleep(80);
    cout<<"j";Sleep(80);
    cout<<"i";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"u";Sleep(110);
    cout<<"\b\b\b\b\b我就                    \b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b";Sleep(200);
    cout<<"z";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"a";Sleep(80);
    cout<<"l";Sleep(70);
    cout<<"e";Sleep(100);
    cout<<"\b\b\b\b砸了                    \b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b";Sleep(200);
    cout<<"n";Sleep(60);
    cout<<"i";Sleep(110);
    cout<<"\b\b你                    \b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b";Sleep(200);
    cout<<"！";Sleep(80);
    cout<<"！";Sleep(120);
    cout<<endl;
    cout<<endl;
    Sleep(1200);
    cout<<"                           Loading Windows 2000..."<<endl;
    cout<<endl;
    cout<<"===============================================================================";
    cout<<"\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b";
    for(int i=1;i<=79;i++){
        cout<<">";
        Sleep(50);
    }
    Sleep(3000);
}
```

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